Tweet-worthy Tuesday: I want to be a hobbit

It's almost Wednesday, but I'm eeking out a TWT!  (#camplife)  Enjoy!

They don't finish the sentence in @benandjerrys Everything But The... because they know it's "portion control and self worth."
— Andrew Keenan-Bolger (@KeenanBlogger) July 16, 2014

I want to go on an adventure! As a hobbit. I want to be a hobbit.
— Rachel Anne (@RachelAnne221) July 16, 2014

The quality of the cup holders in your car can really make or break your day.
— Sara Burtt (@saraburtt) July 16, 2014

"You really just have to be breathing to make men want to help you." - Dad's advice
— Kim Schwaar (@kimschwaar) July 16, 2014

Teenage Girl Logic Part 2 https://t.co/QvJq7Vx7O9
— Josh Peck (@PortableShua) July 17, 2014

Kirk: Word on the street is you want to sell your boat. Luke: I called you, Kirk. Kirk: Yeah but I was on the street when I got the call.
— Gilmore Tweets (@Gilmoreisms_) July 17, 2014

I hate when waiters don't just bring me my food immediately. Why do I have to wait? Wat is this, prison???
— Miranda Sings (@MirandaSings) July 17, 2014

"That's the last time I trust someone who's done perfect work for the past ten years!" #mrcrosswire #Arthur
— Kat McKeown (@TheKatMcKeown) July 18, 2014

one of the best vines of all time 😭😂 http://t.co/LxDbb105f0
— Baby Animals (@BabyAnimalPics) July 19, 2014

Beauty and the Beast. pic.twitter.com/xQ7aG88lnN
— Disney Quotes !! (@ohmoviefacts) July 19, 2014

@altonbrown is the Beyoncé of Food Network #bowdown #foodnetworkstar
— Francesca Toscano (@frantoscano) July 21, 2014

New @kanyewest album in September? Guess I better get to work on my follow-up to "Library Card."
— Arthur Read (@arthur_read8) July 21, 2014

#summer14 ft. @LexiViegas pic.twitter.com/IsAakGw5qJ
— Victoria Viegas (@victoria_viegas) July 23, 2014

"I'm gonna smack anybody in my way. I'm gonna pray for you afterwards, but I'm gonna smack you." – Chef Dante on #Chopped
— FoodNetwork (@FoodNetwork) July 23, 2014

Happy TWT! Keep those positive tweets coming! :)